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por lisaandjess4ever em 26/06/06 - 18h:24m
EPK:
Lisa: You all notice Jess is a bit more bossy that’s because she’s 1 minute older, hum one inch taller, 1 kilogram lighter and huuum (laughs)
Jess: Smarter.
Lisa: No, that’s not true but will let her think that.
EPK:
Lisa: Hello, Johnny Depp I told you to stop calling me on this phone!
Jess: God is he still harassing you?
Lisa: I know.
EPK:
Jess: We're identical twins
Lisa: That means we were one egg and we split into 2.
Home Video
Lisa: So we're signing lots of flyers. My little saying here at the moment is “rocking out” cause we're back here ya know, backstage at the Jesse McCartney show “rocking out” with Josh. And Jess has written “well I look hardcore” which is true she does look quite hardcore in that photo.
Jess: I just wrote it again, “I'm hardcore”. It's to remind people that in this photo I'm hardcore.
Josh: You're pretty hardcore.
Jess: I know, pretty f***** hardcore. I'm as hardcore as they come.
Radio Lowies NYE Rooftop Gig
Jess: I want to learn how to use nun chukkas
Lisa: I wanna stop borrowing Jess's clothes!
Someone: Why??
Jess: I wanna learn how to use nun chukkas to stop Lisa borrowing my clothes!
Lisa: And I wanna stop borrowing Jess's clothes because she'll use her nun chukkas on me.
ROFLMAO:
Jess: She will sit there for like 3 hrs and gets really angry if I don't help her. I'm like "Dude, I know what I’m wearing!", then she'll go crazy and go on a big rampage.
High Five:
Lisa: ...Jessie - You're my soul mate, my best friend, my punching bag and definitely the evil twin…
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Jess: Well actually I'm going to start a hardcore band
Lisa: (laughs) Good luck with that Jess!
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Jess: We had weeks of rehearsal for this one song and I end up picking my nose throughout almost the whole thing.
Sessions of AOL:
Jess: Mmmhmm!
Lisa: What are you -
Jess: *leans in and kisses Lisa on cheek*
Both Girls: *Laugh
Teen People Interview:
Jess: I have the same shirt he has on
Lisa: It's a girl’s shirt
Lisa: I think Ryan Cabrera might be a girl
Teen People Interview:
Lisa: That’s the thing, my boyfriend his American, so he comes over and his like “I’ve got a fanny pack” (laughs), you know they call bum bags fanny packs…and were like.
Lisa & Jess: YOU CAN’T SAY THAT OVER HERE!
Teen People Interview:
Jess: She practically overflows every toilet she uses and she always tells me "Jess I overflowed the toilet again”.
Lisa: Not I don't, that's not true, I can't believe you said that you IDIOT!
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Jess: One time this songwriter we were working with had a dog that pissed all over my bag!! And then proceeded to sh*t all over the room!! We swear the dog did it on purpose!
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Lisa: Ultimately, your closest friends are going to tell you the truth and your family will never lie!
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Jess: If I don't have at least 10 minutes by myself a day, I go a bit crazy. You've gotta make sure you make time for you.
Backstage Pass:
Lisa: …Like I remember she dated this guy once, who I thought was gorgeous, I was like “Oh my God he is sooo hot”
Jess: Who?
Lisa: Um, no.
Jess: Oh no, don’t say actually. (Host starts to laugh) I just wanted to know who the guy was.
Lisa: I thought he was pretty hot!
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Someone: Air guitar or air violin?
Jess: Air violin
Lisa: Who does air violin? What the blank** are you talking about Jess?
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Lisa: I said to Jess the other day “Where are the sharp scissors?” like the really sharp scissors, she goes “Under my pillow on my bed!’” and I’m like (in a scared voice) “Uh ok”.
Roo Interview:
Lisa: You have a piece of fluff in your hair.
Jess: Oh!
Lisa: Let me get it out, oh it's out, it's alright.
Jess: It's probably from your stupid red scarf you fool!
Lisa: Yeah I know, well I'm sorry I didn't know.
Jess: You put it all through my hair.
Lisa: No but it was white, it was white.
Jess: Eww
Lisa: Yeah it wasn't red.
Jess: Eww
(Lisa pokes Jess on the head, they laugh)
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Jess: Her first crush? Justin in pre-school we both liked him but she held hands with him under the big tree I have been scarred for life
Special Edition DVD:
Jess: I get up, it gets to like 6:30. 5:00 when we're supposed to be getting picked up and you know I hear the shower run upstairs and I'm like “Oh Lisa must be having a shower” you know getting all organized. You know quarter to seven the car comes to pick us up, Lisa's still not downstairs...
Lisa: You know what I think I did, subconsciously in my sleep I think my alarm went off and that's why I just switched it off.
Jess: Anyway, so then she gets out she looks like absolute crap, like the worst I've ever seen her. Her hair was honestly like this *piles hair on top of head* and she's like “Ohhhh, oh no!” And I'm like “You are an idiot!!”
Lisa: Jess, this is supposed to be a hello so shut the hell up!
Lisa and jess: Hi I'm Lisa! And I'm Jess! And we're the Veronicas!!
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Ryan (ttc): Jess I was just telling them about how I went to move your car the other day and u were listening to the veronicas
Jess: oh shut up
Ryan: have u heard of them?
Jess: yeah, their really great actually, I think that Jess chicks super hot... I’d totally turn lesbo for her
Special Edition DVD:
Jess: See, here's the thing, people: everybody's fine once they get a little coffee! I was falling asleep before, because no one wanted to get me some coffee, but now I got a little espresso, and everything's fine again...
Total Girl Interview:
Lisa: Ryan’s got a little dog called Mojo.
Jess: It’s an ugly dog!
Lisa? It’s beautiful!
Concert
Lisa: I’m Lisa. That’s Jess. She’s 1 min older so she thinks she’s reallllly cool.
Backstage Pass
Lisa: Tell ya what, someone asked us the other day, “how many guys come up to you after shows and stuff?”, and I’m like, not enough!
Jess: None!
Lisa: Because, I don’t know if we scare them away? What’s going on?
Interviewer: I have spoken about this with every female artist I have ever interviewed, and it just sucks, that fan thing, that groupie thing, does not work in reverse.
Lisa: It really doesn’t!
Jess: Nope.
Interviewer: They’re too intimidated or something!
Lisa: I’m waiting for all the hot boys to come up!
Jess: It’s not cool or something, maybe…
Backstage Pass:
Jess: Lisa is the type who uses what she’s got *Jess makes fists and punches air, Lisa does the same*, and I am the type who’ll turn around *mimes turning and grabbing something, before turning back and hitting the air with it* and use weapons, like…
Lisa: Not weapons…
Jess: Or what’s on me, like…
Lisa: Sounds quite violent.
Jess: Oh, I’m wearing pins, or, like my shoe…
Lisa: Yeah, Jess’ll, Jess’ll take off -
Jess: Whack her with my shoe *miming whacking Lisa*
Lisa: - Jess’ll take off her heel *Lisa does actually take off her heel* and be like, “Come on Lise, come on” *says this with heel clenched in one hand and the other hand in a fist* and I’ll be like “Ohhhh…”
Jess: Bring it on.
Interviewer: Let me tell you, *holds Lisa’s heel* that shoe is a weapon -
Both: Yeah.
Interviewer: - you know what I’m saying?
Concert
Girls: Heyyy can we get a picture with you?
Jess and Lisa: Yessss!!! We lovvvvvvvve photos!
*jess walks away*
*Lisa turns around to get flyers. And signs them*
*Lisa taps foot. Waiting*
Lisa: Jessssssss where are u
Girls: where is she?
Lisa: Jess? She’s getting stickkkkarsss!
Girls: Ohhhh
Lisa: Yeahh.*turns around to look at jess* she’s slow
laughs.
Angie (interviewer): I just want you to know, I can reverse my own car much better than that.
Lisa: (to the camera) never let me in the car with her again!
Backstage Pass:
Jess: It's like "We know we're in the wrong lane just let us in you bastard!"
Spend the Day with The Veronicas:
Lisa: Ok, so now I'm on this big mission to start filling up my page because umm I wanna try get more hits than Jess (everyone laughs). So help me out here guys and help me try and get more hits cause umm because I don't wanna be the loser...ok.
Jess: You’re the loser in everything else; you might as well give in!
Lisa: Hear the words of a nasty cow!
You know who you remind me of? Hanson.
*silence*
Lisa: US?
Jess: HAHAHAHA
Lisa: (mumbles) **** off.
Is there anything you’ve promised yourself you’ll never do?
Lisa: I will never get in a bikini for a video.
Jess: What happens if all of a sudden you decide you want to pose in Playboy? Well I wouldn’t let you.
Lisa: Well that’s not a video, is it?
And it’s not in a bikini, either.
Jess: hahaha that’s true.
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Interviewer: Have you prepared your speech in case you win an award?
Jess: No.
Lisa: No -
*Jess starts laughing*
Lisa: - I’m hoping she *points to Jess* knows what to say if it does happen, because I have no idea.
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Jess (to Lisa): If you could be the love child of any two people, who would it be?
Lisa: Hmmm, Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. You?
Jess: I'd pick someone really f*#ked up. Marilyn Manson and the Queen.
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Lisa: I mean, to tell you the truth, most of our fights are about clothes
Lisa: The whole reality TV thing would be interesting with us!
Jess: The whole Australian attitude is kind of chill-laxed
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Jess (about Lisa’s first "pash"): This dude who was her next door neighbor and he wasn't a good kisser. So she dumped him after 5 hours
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Lisa: My mobile phone is always in my bag because I'm so popular and people ring me all the time. Just kidding!
Video Hits:
Jess: But first up we’ve got a great song… by some great singers…
Lisa: The best song ever, in my opinion.
Jess (laughing): It’s our single, it’s called 4ever, so here it is.
Video Hits:
Lisa: Hey guys we’re back, and this is my request, of course I had to do it Michael Jackson –
Jess (whispering while slapping Lisa on the arm): No, request our song, request our song!
*Jess starts laughing*
Lisa: No Jessie, we’re requesting Michael Jackson, my favourite song of all time, Billy Jean.
Video Hits:
Jess: But we’re gonna end with 2 great songs around Australia at the moment –
Lisa: The 2 hottest!
Jess: - Australian acts. The first, the best, the foremost… is a song called Everything I’m Not. *Jess looks confused* who sings that song?
Lisa (shrugging): Um these 2 girls The Veronicas? I don’t know.
Jess: Who are they? I don’t know I heard that Jess chick’s really hot though.
Lisa: I heard Lisa’s better *laughs*
Jess: But anyway, after that will be Rouge Traders -
Lisa: Way better.
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What movie would you like to watch next?
Lisa: This one by Tim Burton, the corpse bride. Its got the voice of Johnny Depp, I’m going to marry him someday!
Concert
It was heaps funny when I was at their concert and the girls where singing secret. They told us it was about their guitarist. And when they were singing the song he kept blushing and staring at them. And the girls kept pointing at him. Anyway when they had just finishes singing "You just looked me you and down" Lisa goes "Ew" It was so funny just the way she said it. The best concert that I’ve ever been to.
Radio:
Andy: Ok, here’s the most inappropriate question I think I’ve ever asked anyone; have you ever eaten out of a bin?
Both: …Yes!
Jess: Yes, I have! Ok, so get this, we decided we were gonna be really healthy one day, so we threw away all the chocolate in our fridge once –
Lisa (laughing): I remember this!
Jess: - and there was like, a packet of Tim Tams, we’re in America and they’re like the only Tim Tams there, and then like the next day I was like ‘I really want a Tim Tam’, and I though how stupid I was cause you can’t get them over there, and I was like ‘Dude, I just gotta get them out the bin and I gotta eat them’, so we –
Andy: Prized commodity over there, like you have to import them.
Jess: That’s right –
Lisa: Exactly.
Jess: Mind you, it was like, you know, they were still in their packet, so it was still good.
Radio
Jess: Right, get this, so I get back from Australia recently, and our roommates decided to get a bunny rabbit, so I’m like ‘Oh! We got a bunny rabbit, this is so exciting! Let’s pick up the bunny rabbit, let’s cuddle the bunny rabbit’ – I’m allergic to bunny rabbits –
Lisa: The bunny smells…but the boys all love the bunny
Jess: So now, um, I live in a house with a bunny rabbit that I’m completely allergic to, and, there was like –
Lisa: And 5 -
Jess: We live with 5 boys –
Lisa: So our house is pretty messy most of the time –
Jess: Anyway, so all of the sudden my eyes are like puffed up – we had a video shoot the next day, I had to like get - it was the weekend - I had to get a doctor to come in, give me a shot in my arise, of steroids to make all the swelling go down, had to take all this medication, all this cream for my face, all because of this stupid bunny rabbit. I don’t know if the bunny’s around anymore, we haven’t been back for a while…
ET:
Reporter: Now, I wonder why he chose one twin over the other?
Lisa: I'm just a bit more charming really, nah I'm sorry (laughs)
Home Video:
(Jess runs off)
Lisa: (sings) so its all about me, all about me. Its all about me. I ditched Jess out of the band. I'm going solo. It’s now called The Veronica and uhh me and Jesse (McCartney) are actually going to do a duet!
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If you could be one person for a day who would it be and why?
Jess: Lisa. Just to see! Hahaha
Teen People Interview:
Lisa: Wow, do I really look that beautiful? From now on I’m dating better looking boys
Rove Live:
(On cyber girl)
Jess: We played twins actually and they were kind of snobby, b****y twins. Yeah. We can say b****y on TV right?
Rove: I hope so.
Lisa: Well we have now.
Jess: So, yeah. We had very ugly hair styles and very bad make up but that’s ok.
Rove: Was it pretty bad?
Jess: No, it was a fun experience
Lisa: No, we had like 8 months off school so we were happy about it. It was worth it.
Rove: The reason I ask is coz i happen to track down a little clip from it.
Jess: Noooo!! Noooo!!
Lisa: You know what? I can't believe you do that!
Jess: Oh no! *covering her face in embarrassment*
Lisa: I'm going to throw some M&M's at you * throws M&Ms at Rove*
*everybody laughing*
Rove Live:
Rove: Who's the laziest?
Lisa and Jess: (at the exact same time) Uhm. Both. Yeah we're both pretty lazy.
Rove Live:
Rove: Who's the bossiest?
Lisa: Jess!
Jess: Me. No, I think you might be.
Rove: Do what she says!
Jess: Yeah! You are! *laughs*
Rove Live:
Jess: We forget sometimes and we still go to like Woolworths in our PJ’s and then we figure it's not a good idea after 30 photos’ and we're like 'shouldn't have done that, shouldn't have done that'.
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If you were a pigeon who would you poo on?
Lisa: I would poo on my sister, Jess, because it would annoy her, and it would be funny.
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Lisa: (Jess’s crushes) Johnny Depp or Michael Jackson. Yeah Michael Jackson - weird, I know!!
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Lisa: I would request this song at school dances (Michael Jackson - You are not alone) so I could have a slow dance with my boyfriend at the time. He was pretty tall though, so it was a pretty unco slow dance!
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Jess: - and Altoids, I’ve been addicted to Altoids.
Lisa: What’s, what flavor’s this?
Jess: That’s the citrus flavors.
Lisa: Oh, I want some, whose are these?
Jess: They’re mine.
Lisa: …do you buy these?
Jess: No.
Lisa: … you stole them from someone –
Jess: No, actually TRL gave us like, we went on TRL recently and they gave us like this bag of all this free stuff and it had like, 18 different types of Altoids, *quietly* and I stole them –
Lisa: Are you serious?!
Jess: Mmm.
Lisa: You ate them all, I didn’t get any!
Jess: I know; I hid them from you.
Lisa: Oh.
*Jess laughs*
The Pre-Show:
Lisa: Oh I'm better, I can rap man! That's gonna be, if I ever do a solo project that’s what I'm gonna be, a hip hop rapper!
QUICK Q&A:(Jess)
What's in your pocket right now? 20 American dollars, my hotel key card and my cell phone.
What do you have as your mobile phone ring tone at the moment? 'Fall Baby Fall' — Ryan Cabrera (my boy! Hehe!)
What games do you play when you're bored on the tour bus? Catch Phrase is the new favorite! Also, truth or dare never goes outta fashion … hahaha!
What's your favorite CD at the moment? Ahh ... The Veronicas' The Secret Life Of… He he!
What was the last movie you watched? Forest Gump on the tour bus. I had never seen it before!
On chat
Jess (to me) - We should run the world together...
Gummi bears would be free for everyone!! Our world would rock!!
Concert
Lisa: You smell so good..-winks-
Girl: What did you just say?!!
Lisa: You smell SO good..
Jess: Yeah....you really do..
Lisa: I smell so gross..-sniffs underarms-
Backstage Pass:
Jess: He used to be the one picking us up from parties at like, 2AM after like school parties or whatever, and, Y’know, if he thought, Y’know we'd been drinking he just wouldn't say anything, like he'd just always try to keep quiet, and Mum would be the one skitzing out, cos she'd know.
Lisa: She'd come into our rooms and be like *pointing* "You're drunk!", and we'd be like "No we're not!", and Jess's like *Lisa starts swaying* " No I'm not!" and fall over.
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Jess: They did this online poll once and...it was like.."Who would be Jess Veronicas' perfect partner"..and it was like....this Australian guy called Lee Harding and Nick Lachey! And EVERYONE voted Nick Lachey and I'm just like WHAT?!?! Like...they couldn't get any FURTHER from what I'd go for in a guy...
Concert
Girl: Ohhhh you're wearing all the badges!
Jess: Yeah, I love them! Lisa was like "Hmm where did you get those?!" And I was like..."Er..er........Kay gave them to me!!"
Concert
Lisa: I just loved the little chocolates...they were so cute with all the..the..the...just all the..awwwww!! I ate half of mine already!
Girl: LISA!!!!! You're supposed to keep them not eat them!!
Lisa: I KNOW, I KNOW!! They were just SO yummy once I tried one!
My Space Video (on tour):
Jess: This sucks big poopy bum.
Mtv Video (1st):
Jess: It kind of sucks...real big doodie head.
